Q.  What runs but cannot walk?
A.  A car.

Q.  Where do sheep gp to get a haircut?
A.  To the baa-baa shop.

Q.  What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A.  A sponge.

Q.  What woud you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
A.  Lots of blood tests.

Q.  What did the tomato say to the other one behind him?
A.  Ketchup!

Q.  Why did the boy take his bicycle to bed?
A.  Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Q.  How did the octopus couple walk down the street?
A.  Arm in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm!

Q.  Why did the sticker need a lawyer?
A.  It was ripped off.

Q.  What are gas station attendants favorite shoes?
A.  Pumps.

Q.  What are a plumber's favorite shoes?
A.  Clogs.

Q.  If athletes get athetes foot, then what do astronauts get?
A.  Missile toe.

Q.  Why did the panty hose need a lawyer?
A.  They were on the run.

Q.  How do garbagemen break up with their girlfriends?
A.  They just dump 'em.

Q.  What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?
A.  A throw rug.

Q.  Where do hair colorists sit when they go to baseball games?
A.  In the bleachers.