Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten?

How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not, then what was the purpose of the bath?

What is the point of brick wallpaper?

Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce!!