Outside a country shop:
   "We buy junk and sell antiques."

In a loan company window:
   "Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt."

In the window of a Travel Agency:
   "Please Go Away!"

In a funeral parlor:
   "Ask about our layaway plan."

In an ad for a swimwear store:
   "Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!"

Advertisement at a gas station, between San Francisco and Los Angeles on
Interstate 5:
   "Kids with gas eat free!"

In a clothing store:
   "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."