Straight Answers

Sometimes questions on forms lead to odd answers. Some of the answers of course are just for the fun of it.
QUESTION: Length of Residence...
ANSWER: 73 feet
QUESTION: Are you a leader or a follower ?
ANSWER: A leader, but w/o many followers
QUESTION: Reason for requesting employment
ANSWER: Money
QUESTION: Pet Aversions
ANSWER: None, I love animals
QUESTION: Beneficiary
ANSWER: Wife
QUESTION: Relationship
ANSWER: Strained
QUESTION: Purpose of withdrawal
ANSWER: Get money to spend
QUESTION: Person to notify in Case of Accident
ANSWER: Anyone in sight. . . please!
Originally published September 17, 2005.