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Straight Answers

Sep 16, 2005
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Straight Answers

Sometimes questions on forms lead to odd answers.  Some of the answers of course are just for the fun of it.

QUESTION: Length of Residence...
ANSWER: 73 feet

QUESTION: Are you a leader or a follower ?
ANSWER: A leader, but w/o many followers
 
QUESTION: Reason for requesting employment
ANSWER: Money

QUESTION: Pet Aversions
ANSWER: None, I love animals

QUESTION: Beneficiary
ANSWER: Wife

QUESTION: Relationship
ANSWER: Strained

QUESTION: Purpose of withdrawal
ANSWER: Get money to spend

QUESTION: Person to notify in Case of Accident
ANSWER: Anyone in sight. . . please!

Originally published September 17, 2005.

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