The difference between one yard and two yards is usually a fence.
 
Can you walk down a road that goes uphill?
 
Everybody wants to save the earth; few want to help Mom do the dishes.
 
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
 
Is a hen an egg's way of making another egg?
 
I refuse to visit Marx's tomb because it's all just a communist plot.
 
You know how some couples sleep like nested spoons? My wife and I sleep like the stuff in the junk drawer.
 
I went to Magician's School but flunked the final exam. They were all trick questions.