Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Watch the television news and find out our highways aren't safe, our streets aren't safe, our parks aren't safe . . . but under our arms we have complete protection?

Did you hear about the guy who spilled some root beer on the stove?  Now he has foam on the range.

I've wanted to run away from home more often since I've  had kids than when I was a boy!

As for evolution, I have a hard time believing that billions of years ago two protozoans bumped into each
other under a volcanic cesspool and evolved into Cindy Crawford. That's just . . . wrong!