Few people blame themselves until they have exhausted all other possibilities.

Live each day as if it were your last ... someday it will be.

A person with a tidy desk is not doing much work.

All builders' quotes and time estimates are complete fiction.

Bad weather reports are more likely to be accurate than good weather reports.

Any man you meet after the age of 40 will have a fatal flaw.

Things that make you go Hmmm....
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?