A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword
A man's home is his  castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Sea captains don't like  crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you  well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle  can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of  a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies  like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your  vote counts. In feudalism your Count votes.
She had a boyfriend with a  wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in  motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a  piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A flat minor.
When a  clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an  upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with  your debt if you can't "budge it".
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the  key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is  tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who get too  big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab  well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of  defeat.

Now, isn't that just . . .  punny!