One Liners for July 12, 2004 - Part 2
- Tuesday, July 13, 2004
I just got back from a pleasure trip -
I drove my wife to the airport!
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years ... then we met.
Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?
I see your IQ test results were negative.
Regular naps prevent old age .....
especially if you take them while driving.
I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."
The most precious thing we have is life.
Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first.
Travel is very educational. I can now say "Kaopectate" in seven different languages.
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