- Wednesday, June 29, 2005
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
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