I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.  

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.  

He wears glasses during math because it improves division.  

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.  

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.  

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.  

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.  

When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."