Try these Questions

Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? What kind of paper makes you itch? What doesn't get any wetter no matter how hard it rains? What do you call a calf after it's six months old? How does a boat show affection? What goes up and down but doesn't move? What can you hold without ever touching it? What kind of animal doesn't believe anything? What did the doc say when he finished the operation? What's the difference between a pear and a pearl? What piece of wood is like a king? Where can you always find money? When is a man like a dog? What did one magnet say to the other? What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay? What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? What did the necktie say to the hat? Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Where does Friday come before Thursday? Who can jump higher than a house? What kind of beans won't grow in a garden? Why is a crossword like a quarrel?
He's a squealer.
Scratch paper.
The ocean.
Seven months old.
It hugs the shore.
A staircase.
A conversation.
Sheep. They always say, "Bah!"
"That's enough out of you."
The letter L.
A ruler.
In the dictionary.
When he's a boxer.
I find you very attractive.
Deviled eggs.
Bugs Bunny.
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
In the dictionary.
Anyone. A house can't jump.
Jelly beans.
One word leads to another.
Originally published November 14, 2002.