"Four years ago, my cousin ran for state senator."
"What's he do now?"
"Nothing.  He got elected."

"Why don't we ever hear of a thief burglarizing a politician's house?"
"Professional courtesy."

Mom:  What makes you think our son will be a politician?
Dad:  He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.

A political pollster knocked on the door and a sour-faced lady answered. "What party does your husband belong to?" he asked. 

The lady responded curtly, "I sir, am the party he belongs to."