Responding to news last week that Saudi Arabia will ask US forces to leave after years of protecting their
country, the State Department is renaming them on all US Government maps.

"The Saudis actually think somehow they're doing us a favor by having us be there helping to defend them," said real Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) in a bona fide quote.

Names being considered include:

Saudi Arrogant

Stupid Arabia

Osama's Bankroll


And the current favorite, Ungratefulstan.