Second Honeymoon

They were the first in line on that cloudy morning to purchase tickets to enter the tower, when there was a sudden flash of lightning which struck the tower, totally destroying it. The ticket-seller, surveying the results, immediately offered to sell tickets to see the ruins at half the usual price.
The couple immediately accepted the offer thereby becoming the first husband and wife team to receive
wait for it . . .
... the no bell price.
Originally published March 14, 2003.