Children's Attempts at Hymns

Children's Attempts at Singing Well Known Hymns
Sometimes kids get things a little......well, maybe these came from kids:
Give us this day our deli bread!
Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.
We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.
Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.
He carrots for you.
Bringing in the Sheets.
Yield Not to Penn Station.
Dust Around the Throne.
Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO
While shepherds washed their socks by night
He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.
Originally published February 14, 2004.