"It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St. Peter let him in.
St. Peter asked the second one the second same question, "Who's there?"
"It's me, Charlie Jones."
And St. Peter let him in. He finally asked the third one, "Who's there?"
"It is I, Verla Chapman," answered the third.
"Oh, great," muttered St. Peter. "Another one of those English teachers."
