Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were stopped promptly by a policeman, who said, "What do you think you are doing? You were going mighty fast there, Father."

The priest says, "We were just taking the bike for a spin . . . see how it runs."

The policeman shakes his head. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Driving like that isn't safe.
What if you have an accident?"

The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us."

The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle."