A small town had four churches Presbyterian, Methodist, Catholic  and Baptist.

All four had a serious problem with squirrels in the church. Each  church in its own fashion had a meeting to deal with the problem.

The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels  be in the church and that they would just have to live with them.

The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly  in the style of Charles Wesley. They humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were  all  back in the church.

The Catholics also humanely trapped them and attempted to teach  them the "rhythm" method which of course did not work.

The Baptists had the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as  members Now they only see them at  Christmas and Easter.