So St. Peter went to God and told Him: "There are thirty New Yorkers waiting to get into heaven, and I don't have the information about whom I'm supposed to let in and whom I turn back."
God told him: "Only ten of them are supposed to be let into heaven. You will have to prepare a test to see which ones are to join us."
St. Peter thanked God and left. Only a few moments later, St. Peter was back in God's presence, saying "They're gone!!"
"All thirty of them are gone?" said God.
"Not the New Yorkers," said St. Peter, "the gates!!"
