Three Atheists were on an island and about to die. They all decided it was time to pray.  The first: "I don't know how to pray. Don't know where to begin."

The second said, "I don't know where to start either."

The third said: "I've never done it either. The closest I've come to religion was living next door to a catholic church."

The other two: "You know the most, why don't you lead us."

The 3rd bows his head, clasps his hands and says:" B-4, I-22, N-37,..."