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Wonderful Sermon

Jun 24, 2005
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Wonderful Sermon

The pastor's sermon focused on how God know's which of us grows best in the sunlight and which of us needs shade.

"For example," he said, "roses must be planted in the sun, but fuchsias thrive in the shade."

After the service, a woman, her face beaming, approached him.

"Your sermon did me so much good," she said.

Before he had time to gloat too much, however, she added,

"I always wondered what was wrong with my fuchsias."

Originally published June 25, 2005.

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