Q.  Why did the blonde have tire marks on her back?
A.  From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."

Q.  What do ducks eat with their soup?
A.  Quackers!

Q.  What is a tree's favorite state?
A.  Oak-lahoma.


An old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long  life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal  every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.

When he died, he left . . .

14 children,
30 grand-children,
45 great grandchildren,
25 great-great grand children,

and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.


Q.  A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A.  Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q.  Why do they put up fences around graveyards?
A.  Because people are dying to get in.

Q.  What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A  Frosted Flakes.

Q.  What is a thirsty physician called?
A.  A dry doc.

Q.  What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A.  Branch manager