Chipping - Time to get our nails done again.

Double Bogie - "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."

Fairway - Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.

Greens - Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.

Iron - What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.

Rough - Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.

Slice - "No thanks. . .just a sliver."

Water Hazard - Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.