Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Get Saved!".
Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !
Go Skins!
