I've Earned A Raise
- Wednesday, April 06, 2005
The basketball coach of a Major National Powerhouse stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.
"Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."
"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway and says to him. . .
"Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
"You're not there, sir," he reported.
"Ohhhh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head.....
. . . . . "I would have phoned."
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