Lost!
Published Jan 30, 2005
A hunter got lost in the woods. After wandering around in the forest for three days, exhausted and starving, he finally spotted a forest ranger coming towards him.
"Oh, thank goodness you found me!" said the relieved hunter. "I've been lost for three days!"
"You think that's bad," replied the ranger . . .
. . . "I've been lost for two weeks!"
Originally published January 31, 2005.
