A hot headed golfer with a penchant for breaking clubs was playing one day, and comes  to the 16th hole, where he faces a approach shot across a ravine.

He says to his caddie. "What kind of distance do we have. son?" and the caddie replies "About 135 sir."

"6 iron please," said the hothead, and his caddie replied,

"I'ts either going to have to be a 3 iron or 3 wood, sir' "thats all thats left in the bag."