Airline Dictionary

Flight Schedule - An entertaining work of paperback fiction.
On Time - An obscure term, meaning unknown.
Fog - A natural weather phenomenon which usually occurs around an airport while the surrounding areas are clear. Fog is controlled by the airlines and is used to delay flights.
Air Traffic Control - A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
Originally published August 04, 2003.