Some 'nuggets' of Michigan humor. . .

I came, I thawed, I tranferred.

Survive Michigan and the rest of the world is easy.

Michigan - - where visitors turn blue with envy.

One days it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.

Michigan - - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.

Land of many cultures - - mostly throat.

Land of two seasons: winter is coming, winter is here.