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Things Only A Southerner Would Know

Aug 09, 2003
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Things Only A Southerner Would Know
~The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

~ Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

~ What general direction cattywumpus is.

~ When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.

~ Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

~ A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

~ Real gravy don't come from the store.

~ When "by and by" is.

~ The difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece".

~ Never to go snipe hunting twice.

~ Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

~ You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.

~ You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.

~ A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up.

~ Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

~ Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.

Originally published August 10, 2003.

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