During a pre-employment physical a fellow from Texas was asked by the doctor about the scars on his scalp, shoulders and back.

The young man replied, "Oh, that was when I was working on a ranch and ah got drugged."

Naturally the doctor became somewhat alarmed and wanted more details after hearing that.

The fellow said, "Well ... weren't much to it, ya see.... My horse, he bolted, and as I fell off, I got my foot caught in the stirrup and I was drugged."