Plant Manager

   Leaps tall buildings with a single bound
   Is more powerful than a locomotive
   Is faster than a speeding bullet
   Walks on water
   Gives policy to God

    Plant Supervisor

   Leaps short buildings with a single bound
   Is more powerful than a switch engine
   Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
   Talks with God

    Shift Supervisor

   Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
   Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
   Is faster than a speeding BB
   Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
   Talks with God if a special request is honored

     Lead Foreman

   Barely clears a quonset hut
   Loses tug of war with a locomotive
   Can fire a speeding bullet
   Swims well
   Is occasionally addressed by God


   Makes high marks on walls when trying to leap tall buildings
   Is run over by locomotives
   Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
   Treads water
   Talks to animals

    Quality Control Auditor

   Climbs walls continually
   Rides the rails
   Plays Russian Roulette
   Walks on thin ice
   Prays a lot

    Machine Tech

   Runs into buildings
   Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
   Is not issued ammunition
   Can stay afloat with a life jacket
   Talks to walls

    Machine Operator

   Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
   Says "Look at the choo-choo"
   Wets himself with a water pistol
   Plays in mud puddles
   Mumbles to himself


   Lifts buildings and walks under them
   Kicks locomotives off the tracks
   Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
   Freezes water with a single glance
   She IS God.