After much urging by his wife, Bubba applied for work on a farm.

The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and a bucket. An hour later, Bubba returned dirty and sweaty, the bucket in one hand and the broken stool in the other.

"Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The hardest part was getting the cow to sit on the stool!"