"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complains to his secretary one day around lunch time. "It's a wonder he ever sells anything, and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back!"

Just then the door flies open, and in bounds George.

"You'll never guess what happened!" he shouts. "While I was at lunch, I met old man Jakes, who hasn't bought anything from us for five years. Well, we get to talking and he gives me this half-million dollar order!"

"See?" sighs the sale manager to his secretary.... "I told you he would forget our sandwiches."