Julius Caesar:
My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James:
I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Pandora:
I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Lady Godiva:
What do you mean this isn't business casual?

Elvis:
My last boss and I...  say, are you going to eat those fries?