Office Directory

Air Quality Monitor: Carmine Dioxide
Assertiveness Training Coach: Lois Steem
Auto-Body Expert: Rusty Steele
British Cutlery Specialist: Sir Irving Spoon
Chief Justice: Judge Mental
Chief of Tire Technology: Yessir Itsaflat
Communications Director: George Stayontopothis
Copyright Attorney: Pat Pending
Customer Car Care Representative: Haywood Jabuzzoff
Director of Catering: Russell Upsumgrub
Director of Purchasing: Lois Bidder
Director of Monopoly Policy: Juan Moorehouse
Graduation Coordinators: Val and Dick Torian
Head of Security: Barb Dwyer
Jazz Music Coordinator: Bertha Deblues
Originally published March 10, 2005.