Air Quality Monitor: Carmine Dioxide

Assertiveness Training Coach: Lois Steem

Auto-Body Expert: Rusty Steele

British Cutlery Specialist: Sir Irving Spoon

Chief Justice: Judge Mental

Chief of Tire Technology: Yessir Itsaflat

Communications Director: George Stayontopothis

Copyright Attorney: Pat Pending

Customer Car Care Representative: Haywood Jabuzzoff

Director of Catering: Russell Upsumgrub

Director of Purchasing: Lois Bidder

Director of Monopoly Policy: Juan Moorehouse

Graduation Coordinators: Val and Dick Torian

Head of Security: Barb Dwyer

Jazz Music Coordinator: Bertha Deblues