The Western Deserves to Live, Not A Million Ways to Die
- Friday, May 30, 2014
DVD Release Date: October 7, 2014
Theatrical Release Date: May 30, 2014
Rating: R for strong crude and sexual content, language throughout, some violence and drug material
Run Time: 116 min.
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Cast: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried, Giovanni Ribisi, Neal Patrick Harris, Sarah Silverman
Some genres are easier to keep down than others. The Western, once a staple of classic Hollywood cinema, peaked in the 1960s and all but disappeared from screens after director Michael Cimino, hot off his 1978 Best Picture-winning The Deer Hunter, nearly bankrupted MGM with the disastrous Heaven's Gate in 1980. The Western wouldn't re-emerge as a cinematic force until Kevin Costner's Dances With Wolves (1990) and Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven (1992)—two more Best Picture winners—helped the genre regain respectability and box-office muscle.
Even so, Westerns have remained relatively few and far between during the past two decades, and the closest we get to a traditional big-screen Western this summer is A Million Ways to Die in the West, a parody from Seth MacFarlane. The film is the comedian's follow-up to the hit raunchy comedy of two years ago, Ted. Thanks to some beautiful footage of Monument Valley (made famous by director John Ford in his classic Westerns) and spry music from Joel McNeely, the movie has a surprisingly good look and pleasantly nostalgic feel. But it's also lacking the most crucial necessity for a comedy: laughs. Those come late, but not nearly in enough abundance, and the humor is mostly gross rather than outrageously funny.
In other words, Mel Brooks has nothing to worry about: Blazing Saddles remains the gold standard for awkwardly funny Western parodies.
The plot, such as it is, revolves around Albert (MacFarlane), a sheep farmer in 1882 Arizona who, as the film opens, is trying to talk his way out of a duel. His girlfriend Louise (Amanda Seyfried, Mamma Mia!) is unimpressed by Albert's fast-talking evasion and soon leaves him to take up with the moustache-clad Foy (Neil Patrick Harris, The Smurfs).
Albert's heartbreak is lessened by a new arrival in town, the beautiful Anna (Charlize Theron, Young Adult), who teaches him how to shoot a pistol so he'll be better prepared for another duel and can win back Louise. There's just one problem: Anna is married, and her husband (Liam Neeson, Non-Stop) is gunning for Albert.
The story in A Million Ways to Die in the West is merely a framework for MacFarlane to hang several gags. The problem is that the gags simply aren't very funny, especially during the crucial first third of the movie, when West gives us a heavy dose of Albert (a little of MacFarlane's on-screen persona goes a long way) while generating barely a chuckle. When the laughs do finally come and the movie clicks, it's largely due to Theron, who brings charisma and goodwill to an otherwise charmless film.
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