A Brainy Stallone Aids Escape Plan
- Friday, October 18, 2013
Release Date: October 18, 2013
Rating: R (for violence and language throughout)
Genre: Action, Mystery, Thriller
Run Time: 116 minutes
Director: Mikael Håfström
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jim Caviezel, Vincent D'Onofrio, Vinnie Jones, Curtis Jackson, Sam Neill
Is there such a thing as an escape-proof prison? If there is, Ray Breslin (Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables) has yet to find it. He's THE authority on structural security and literally wrote the book on how to keep bad guys inside. To prove his point, Breslin earns a living by having himself incarcerated, then breaking out: the better to showcase a facility's flaws. It's an unusual line of work, but there's no one better at it.
When the CIA asks him to test a top-secret, privately-funded unit where people are taken to be "disappeared," Breslin—against the advice of most of his team—decides to go for it. That's how he comes to find himself in a facility that looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, but actually came straight out of the pages of his own book. When the warden (Jim Caviezel, The Passion of the Christ) doesn't respond to his pre-arranged "evacuation code" Breslin's only hope is to break out from the prison he basically designed himself.
"Any break requires three things," Breslin says. One of those things is "help" which in this godforsaken space comes primarily in the form of fellow inmate Rottmayer (Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Last Stand), a dashing derelict whose crime is of the financial variety. The rough-edged Stallone and suave Schwarzenegger are opposites who play well together, which makes for much of the fun of this film. And despite the grim setting, it is a fun film. Escape Plan hearkens back to action films of the 80s, complete with two of that era's biggest stars. Packed with silly (meant as a compliment) dialogue and plenty of punches, this is one of those guilty pleasures you can enjoy on a Friday night and forget all about by Monday morning.
Although Stallone gets top billing and rightfully so, it must be said that there is something deeply satisfying about watching Schwarzenegger snatch up a machine gun and slowly turn to face the enemy with a look of steely determination in his eyes (the audience burst into cheers at this point so it wasn't just me). For his part, Stallone holds up his end of this action-hero stick with multiple feats of both athletic and mental prowess. As we watch Stallone's expressive face, we can see his character's inner wheels turning and we can't wait to see what he'll come up with next. "You don't look that smart," Rottmayer tells Breslin. True enough, but that's why your mama told you not to judge a book by its cover. She'd say that about Warden Hobbes, too. Deceptively dapper and soft-spoken, Hobbes rules his kingdom with ruthless determination. He cares nothing for the well-being of his prisoners (or his staff), only the profit they will bring him. Caviezel's air of detachment and bored superiority is just what this character needs to make him the most hated man in the movie and a worthy adversary for our favorite prisoners.
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