• Drugs/Alcohol:  Cigar smoking (and it actually gets that character in pretty big trouble when he decides to throw it in the forest before he's finished with it).

  • Language/Profanity:  Several instances where God's name is exclaimed, plus one use of he-- and da--. Miley Cyrus' name is also used in place of an expletive.

  • Rude Humor:  There's quite a bit of lowbrow scatological humor, including a scene where Dan is drenched with the contents of a port-o-potty. A leech threatens to run rampant in Dan's groin area. Dan is called "Mr. Pee-Pee Pants" after getting sprayed by a sprinkler. There are several inappropriate ethnic jokes as well and a whole lotta poo scattered throughout the movie "for laughs."

  • Sex/Nudity:  There's a scene where Dan is naked in a tub (water covers anything that shouldn't be shown). Another scene features Dan in his wife's bra, and yeah, everyone sees him in it and automatically assumes he's a cross-dresser.

  • Violence:  All matters of torment are used for "comedic" purposes including Dan getting stuck in the window of his truck before it accelerates into the lake. Dan is also chased by a particularly evil vulture. He's also bitten and assaulted by a raccoon and launched into foliage that's full of bees (of course, his face is disfigured and horribly swollen afterwards). When falling off a roof, Dan predictably gets hit in the crotch.

Christa Banister is a full-time freelancer writer, specializing in music, movies and books-related reviews and interviews and is the author of two novels, Around the World in 80 Dates and Blessed Are the Meddlers. Based in St. Paul, Minn., she also weighs in on various aspects of pop culture on her personal blog

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