DVD Release Date:  July 29, 2008
Theatrical Release Date:  May 9, 2008
Rating:  R (for profanity and adult themes)
Genre:  Documentary
Run Time:  93 min.
Director:  Doug Pray
Starring:  Dorian Paskowitz, Juliette Paskowitz, Israel Paskowitz, Jonathan Paskowitz, David Paskowitz

:  The following review contains discussion of adult subject matter that is not appropriate for young readers.  Parents, please exercise caution.

The New York Times dubbed them “the first family of surfing,” in one of many media articles and television pieces which fawned over the Paskowitz family, a brood of eight boys, one girl and a wife who were forced to live a nomadic existence in a 24-foot camper by their father, Dorian “Doc” Paskowitz.

This documentary by director Doug Pray (Infamy) follows the beginnings of Paskowitz’s obsession, which led him to Israel, where he taught beach bums to surf, then back to California, where he attended Stanford Medical School.  Unwilling to profit from the sick—but less worried about profiting from his children’s misery—Paskowitz married Juliette, a young Mexican who embraced his quirky views about life, sex and health.  Together, they created their own world, making babies and chasing waves from one coast to another.

They rarely had money for food, so the children learned to eat gruel and the smallest of fish—everything from the head and eyes to the fins and bones.  They slept atop one another like dogs and headed for the waves every morning.  Throughout the country, the young surfers and their father won competitions.  Eventually, they opened up their own surf camp, which brought the Paskowitzes notoriety outside of the surf crowd.

“When you don’t know anything but seven grain cereal, you don’t want donuts for breakfast,” says one of the children.  But as they grew, that scenario changed.  As David, the oldest son says, in the opening lines of the film, “When we had nothing, we were in complete cultist bliss. When we started to want something, that's when it hit the fan."  That “something” wasn’t just donuts.  It was schooling, friends, clothing, even adequate food—and freedom from watching their parents have sex every night, an act that all of the kids agree was traumatic.

“We were like small monkeys in a small monkey cage,” says one.  No wonder.  Their father obsesses about primates throughout Surfwise, and believes that humans should imitate them as much as possible.  If an ape doesn’t eat an apple peel, neither should humans.  If they nurse their young for years, so should humans.  “When a person takes care of themselves in a way in which other animals take care of themselves, you achieve a state of superior well-being called health,” he says, like a mismatched cross between Dr. Spock and Margaret Mead.  Along these same lines, Juliette, who speaks about her husband with the worshipful admiration of a sycophantic cult member, brags about how they all kept their anuses “perfectly clean.”  She also taught her young children the proper etiquette of one-night stands (namely, be sure to say hello when you see them the next day).

Sex is definitely a theme for this couple.  Dorian brags about his prowess and refers to promiscuous sexual acts in extremely vulgar terms.  A devout Jew who prays to “mother and baby” while wearing a yalmuka—after doing nude calisthenics in front of the cameraman—he has a surprising penchant for blasphemy.  “F-ing to me is the word of God,” he says, before proclaiming his view that liberated sexuality is the key to a utopian society—and the reason the United States has not achieved such nirvana.