DVD Release Date: September 22, 2009
Theatrical Release Date: May 1, 2009
Rating: PG-13 (for sexual content throughout, some language and a drug reference)
Genre: Comedy
Run Time: 100 min.
Director: Mark Waters
Actors: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Michael Douglas, Breckin Meyer, Lacey Chabert, Anne Archer, Robert Forster, Emma Stone, Daniel Sunjata, Noureen DeWulf
Matthew McConaughey has a reputation. Unfortunately for him, it's not for his acting.
The joke among the crowd gathered for a preview screening of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past was how many minutes into the film would McConaughey appear shirtless. The actor, who showed such comedic promise in early roles like the lecherous loser in Dazed and Confused morphed into a preening leading man in such romantic comedies as Fool's Gold and Failure to Launch. Along the way, he became known more for showing off his physique than for showing any acting chops.
McConaughey regained some of his comic mojo as the sleazy agent in last year's send-up of pampered Hollywood actors, Tropic Thunder. Now, as Connor Mead in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, he's playing a sleazeball of another type—a Scrooge character known not for stinginess, but for a string of women he's bedded and left behind. The jokes and discussion about Connor's sexual escapades push the film well into "PG-13" territory, but the central character's transformation, while predictable, gives the film a bit more depth—just a bit—than might be expected.
The film takes its structure from Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol: A callous character gets a wake-up call from the ghost of someone once close to him—in this case, Michael Douglas, as Connor's Uncle Wayne, who raised Connor after the death of the young boy's parents and taught him all his womanizing ways.
The traits haven't paid off for Connor, but he's too shallow and commitment-phobic to realize it. As a grown man, he's a fashion photographer who lives in the fast lane, loving and leaving women without consequences.
Heading to the wedding of his brother, Paul (Breckin Meyer), Connor tries to convince him to back out of the planned nuptials and live the libidinous life Connor has been pursuing since adolescence. But Paul isn't interested in Connor's lifestyle, nor are the several bridesmaids Connor has previously slept with—including Jenny (Jennifer Garner), who was burned long ago by a sexual encounter with the photographer.
If the title grabs me as "bubble gum" such as this one, or if it sounds "familiar," I will not waste the precious money God gives me. (I admit that I was once stupid enough to waste my money on Confessions of a Shopaholic.) Yes, there does seem to be a moral message in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, but I will watch another version of A Christmas Carol to get that. It's much less vapid.