"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he'll make me answer the phone, too!"
What a Prize
- Friday, May 02, 2003
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul
was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.
The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his
imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked
up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my
job."
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