"You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at that table and write 'I will not run through red-lights 500 times!"
Payback to The Teacher
- Saturday, February 01, 2003
In a traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady
was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given
her for driving through a red light. She explained to His
Honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an
immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the
school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
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