Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to check his balance.
Q. What did the dentist give to everyone in the marching band?
A. A tuba toothpaste.
Q. Why did the class clown give Jenny a dog biscuit?
A. Because she was the teacher's pet.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
