"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh, no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
Open UP!
- Thursday, September 04, 2003
The tourist was admiring the Indian's necklace.
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