A farmer runs into the pastor of his church after missing the morning sevice.
"I'm sorry I missed you this morning", the pastor says.
"Well, Rev'rund", the farmer says,"I had some hay to put up. I figured it was better to sit on a bale of hay thinking about God than to sit in church thinking about hay."
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