You know you been on the Internet too long when...

Someone ask what's Yahoo Web address and you answer 204.71.200.75

You write in your email address as your new home address in the Post Office Change of address form.

You require a separate hard drive for all your bookmarks.

You can't remember your phone number and give out your email address to dates.

You were a member of GEine, Compuserve, Delphi, and AOL before the web even existed.

You send email using ROT 13

You upgrade the local cybercafe web browser on your own time.

You have a copy of the original "Get Rick Quick" email from 1993 still in your inbox, unread.

You select an apartment based on the location to the nearest Major Hub.

You plan your vacations to Silicon Valley.