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A: None. That's a hardware problem.
A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.
A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
A: None. That's a software problem.
A: None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
A. 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...
A. We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure
out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
A. MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.
A. We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong . . . have you tried the light switch?
A. Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.
A. Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
A. The light bulb works fine on the system in my office
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