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HillyBilly Cybernetics. . .

HARD DRIVE- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer..

KEYBOARD- Place to hang your truck keys..

WINDOW- Place in the truck to hang your guns..

FLOPPY- When you run out of Polygrip..

MODEM- How you got rid of your dandelions..

ROM- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola..

REBOOT- What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff..

NETWORK- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line..

MOUSE- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your bottle in order to get a free case..

LAN- To borrow as in, Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck..

CURSOR- What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend..

BIT- A wager as in, I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways..

DIGITAL CONTROL- What yore fingers do on the TV remote..

PACKET- What you do to a suitcase or K-Mart bag before you take a trip..

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