You Know You Have A Bad Computer When . . .

9.The lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.

8.You have to pedal it.

7.The manual contains one sentence: "good luck!"

6.The only chip inside is a Dorito.

5.When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling.

4.You catch a virus from it.

3.Screen frequently freezes and message comes up: "Ain't it break time, Frankie?"

2.While running, it emits deafening calliope music.

1.It cyber-snickers at you.